Saturday, May 10, 2014

The One [The Selection #3]

The One (The Selection, #3)

The Selection changed the lives of thirty-five girls forever. And now, the time has come for one winner to be chosen. America never dreamed she would find herself anywhere close to the crown—or to Prince Maxon's heart. But as the competition approaches its end and the threats outside the palace walls grow more vicious, America realizes just how much she stands to lose—and how hard she'll have to fight for the future she wants. From the very first page of The Selection, this #1 New York Times bestselling series has captured readers' hearts and swept them away on a captivating journey... Now, in The One, Kiera Cass delivers a satisfying and unforgettable conclusion that will keep readers sighing over this electrifying fairy-tale long after the final page is turned.

I don't know what it was about this book. But it pissed me off so much. And it's not like the author did some huge plot twist or something and I was completely taken off guard. Nope, the book pretty much went the way I thought it would-but more about that later.

Actually, maybe the problem is me. I'm a sophomore-going-on-junior in college; I just declared English as my second major and started studying literature. But the writing in this book pissed me offfff. It was atrocious. When I was reading, I suddenly couldn't remember why I feel in love with the first book of this series anymore. Like I said, maybe it was me. I think I had just graduated high school or was a college freshman when I read The Selection. But either way, I forced myself to power through this book just to close a chapter in my reading.

The book starts off with America trying to seduce Maxon after a rebel attack...literally. Haha, but that is an epic fail. America's is like:

Which Maxon responds to by leaving but not before he's all:


The plot is all bland and stupid. The king is like, "No, Maxon. America=bad." And the Queen's all, "I love all of you girls. I can't get close to you because only one of you will stay. This is just so hard on me." (Um, lady what about your son?). And Aspen's all, "Mer, 


But she doesn't want him anymore. The other four girls fight about Maxon, then decide no matter what happens they will be friends. Interestingly enough, they learn that they all want to marry Maxon for different reasons. As a  model Celeste fears that as she ages, she'll leave the spotlight unless she marries Maxon. Elise (or whatever her name is) was raised to be a perfectionist and if she doesn't win the best hand in marriage her family will consider her a failure. Although Kriss doesn't tell them (but we eventually discover), she is a Northern Rebel and was added to the thrown shamble of a contest to be undercover. 

But during the time America lost Maxon (it's been a while since I read The Selection so I don't remember exactly what she's referring to here) Kriss actually came to love Maxon. I can't decide if this is a cliche or sweet... 

Also, America and Maxon meet two Northern rebel leaders. One is a direct descendant of the first king of...what's the name of this place again? I forget. They tell Maxon to chose America (or Kriss) and he throws a temper tantrum.  Then he and America get into another of their 1,0001 fights in the book.

These two are idiots. They sneak off of castle grounds to the outside world where she picks up a hooker after she has just been shot. I don't know if I should blame America or her creator for this nonsense. First, the way that America handles her gunshot wound is poorly handled. Her shock and surprise make sense in the beginning, but she is still too clear-headed and able-bodied for me. A person who just got shot would not act the way America was. It does not take a genius to know that. 

There was more stuff that pissed me off. America's father dies. (Apparently he has health issues that is never brought up. Oh, and he's a Northern Rebel too. That explains the history book.). And this pissed me off even more. The only reason the author has for killing off America's dad is for a plot device. America goes home which disrupts the king's ultimatum proposal (the king tries to force America to do a propaganda proposal to promote the caste system. If she doesn't do it, the king will kick her out of the competition. At first America refused and she and Maxon got into the fight because if she had said yes to that-or when his dad asked if she loved him-he would've ended the competition. America has until Christmas Day to reconsider.) and forces Maxon and America to spend time apart. But other then that, America doesn't really mourn. She never cries while she's back at home or even throughout the rest of the book.

When she returns to castle, Maxon reveals his love for her and they spend the night together. 


    

However, another reason America's father died comes to play. While America was back home, her stupid brother called Aspen and America out for having a thing. America didn't realize her maid, Lucy had overheard the entire conversation (and was looking mighty-butt-hurt about being the last to know) and decided she needed to tell Maxon. But when she returns Maxon's Declaration of Love distracts her and she forgets. Maxon says that he's ending the competition in the morning and they will elope. That night Maxon sleeps in her room but literally the next morning everything's gone to hell. Maxon leaves and comes back just when America has placed her hand on Aspen's chest.

 I wasn't sure how I felt about this. Sure, the book danced around Maxon's unawareness of their past relationship to lead to this moment, but a hand on the chest should not have resulted in that reaction. Obviously Maxon is insecure. He throws a fit and claims Aspen and America have been having a affair around his back the whole time. He then takes his proposal back from America and gives it to Kriss (lol, who witnesses everything. Haha, she got leftovers!)

The giant "climax" of the book is so stupid. During Maxon's wedding to Kriss (ahahaha, I was dying that he made America still go and smile while she was at it. Hilarious!) the rebels attack. 



Of course it's not the Nice Rebels but the bad ones. They kill Celeste and nearly killed America but in a sequence that still confuses me, Maxon and Aspen saved the day. Yayyy.... 

Also, the king and queen were conveniently killed off during this attack. So America doesn't have to worry about the king thwarting her relationship with Maxon or him beating his ass any anymore. This also allows the kingdom to be saved. Yayyy....

In the crossfire of the battle, Maxon got shot and did a predictable 360 and told America he loved her (who didn't know that?!?). Then he forced Aspen to get her to a safe room where she boo-hooed and cried about Maxon, Maxon, Maxon. Lol, this idiot thought the boy had actually died. 

The best part during the attack was when Aspen bitch-slapped some sense into Kriss. I died!


Stupid-ass America walked around for I don't know how long crying about how Maxon was dead until Aspen got some sense into her. She left him making out with Lucy, one of her maids. It was really weird and random. I don't know where that came from. Apparently, they are in love. Okay...?


In the end, North rebels saved the day. They were all:



to the Southern Rebels and they listened. Lol, just kidding. Okay, what really happened is the Northern Rebels kicked all their asses. And the key to their success? As Apsen put it "They fight differently. They knew what to do."  

Haha, I can't. 



I really can't. 


In result, Maxon becomes king and is all, fuck this bitch, to the caste system and dissolves it. Next, America and Maxon have the Important Declaration of their Love (this always happens after a couple has bypassed the obstacles of the plot) and get married. I actually felt bad for Kriss. She really did care about Maxon and she was sooooo close to actually getting to be with him. I would not have stayed for that wedding if I was her. We get a flash to Maxon and America's wedding day where the author decides to randomly switch into present tense. There really isn't an update on what's been going on in the kingdom, the rebels or the dissolution of the caste system. Obviously, the important part is that Maxon and America did get married. 

Ugh. At least I'm done now. I was really hoping that the author was going to shake things up. She definitely would have surprised a bunch of people if Maxon really had married someone else. And all the plot resolutions were too simply tied up for me. They were literally being held together with a string. I'm not sure if I'll read something else from Kiera Cass. I think my tastes in writing are evolving and her writing style is a little too juvenile for me.

48 comments:

  1. this is by far the most hilarious F-ing synopsis for a book that i have ever read. All spoilers forgiven because at the moment I am laughing my ass off. LOL

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  2. I've only ever read the first book, the selection. I was really uptight about what was gonna happen to the characters, because, personally, I thought it was a good read. Is the finale Really that appallingly predictable!!!!?????

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  3. You should seriously write a book. God, I'm writing a freaking book and I'm not that f***ing rude about Kiera Cass' writing technique.

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  4. Yo if you are going to say something bad aboutbthe author of the book, keep it to yourself because Kiera Cass spent alot od time and effort wrting the book and I am ashamed that you would say something so bad about this wounderful book.

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    1. Obviously you didn't put a lot of time into writing that comment.

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    2. Why can't she say what her opinion is? Not everyone has to like it. It wasn't like she was belittling her or smth

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  5. LMFAO. This was super hilarious. you should seriously write a book.

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  6. I really like the way you write book reviews! Everything blunt and too the point. Thanks, I won't be spending time reading the sequel now.
    You seem cool.

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  7. I think you are being pretty stupid because its actually a pretty good book

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  8. And I know you're like being honest and stuff but still you know

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  9. I think that these books are pretty good you should't be talking like that about Kiera Cass she did pretty good in these books.

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  10. Some people are used to higher standards. It's understood that you obviously think Kiera Cass is incompetent, but it's impertinent of you to disparage her and her books so. There may not have been many eloquent parts, but it was a good series overall.
    The Lucy-and-Aspen thing was fairly obvious, but I guess since you're a sophomore turning junior in college and I am the same in freaking high school, you didn't catch the signs.
    And if you think that it's too juvenile for you, then why are you reading it in the first place? Read a little Shakespeare, he's the best comedian there is.
    Next time you should cool the f*ck down before go and write a ranty pointless review like that,

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  11. I loved it, personally. This review is childish and pathetic. Grow a pair.

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  12. I believe you. I bbought "The selection " three werks ago and I am only on page 50, I was hoping that there was going to be a interesting story. Im bored out of my mind and you have saved me time and money. Thanks

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  13. I understand that you don't care for the writing style or plot, but it's quite immature and rude to be so spiteful about the author. She obviously put a lot of work into it; even if you don't like the plot it doesn't mean that she didn't try her best. You seem to act as if your opinions are facts, when in reality they're just YOUR opinions.

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  14. after reading this is was just like " why isnt this girl writing a book cuz i would read that book tll my eyes bleed"

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  15. I just read the selection but debated to continue the series. Kinda interesting yet I didn't want the drag on for 3 books, was really slow. Thanks for the hook up on the dets because I think I'll pass, your summary was the best!!

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  16. I think that the book ties up everything in a happy ( yet predictable ) way that is great for all of those readers who want a happy ending! Besides, me personally would much rather have a happy ending than be sad because it was NOT a happily ever after. But everyone is entitled to there own opinion and if you don't like it than that is fine.

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  17. I personally wasn't too upset about the plot, I mean, it is a young adult romance novel, but I was upset about the abrupt ending. The last 5 chapters felt like a slap in the face, after "months" of details. So many questions went wayyy unanswered. It just felt like Kiera Cass just got tired of writing and just phoned in the rest. I think she's a good author for her audience, I just think she wanted it to be done. And for an author to compromise their work at the end is just disappointing.

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  18. And you should learn how to spell hoe

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  19. Though I like how you wrote your review, how could you really expect that Kriss would end up with Maxon when this series is much of all about America? Try to write and let's see what kind of "twist" you would spill. Maybe you can have the greatest book in the history. lol

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  20. Thank you for your opinion. I have read your review well. I personally liked this book even though the boo's ending was obvious. Still, putting own opinions aside I quite enjoyed reading another point of view. However, I would still like to mention that this review was quite rude and not very polite to the author. I would like to see you write a book. Let's see how many good reviews you get then. Don't think writing a book is easy. Even if you wrote a book that is even better since you would know how hard it is. Also, I have one small thing bothering me. Can you stop using swear words everybody? I mean do you even understand what it means? Anyways my point is I enjoyed your review while at the same time there were many flaws.

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  21. Dude, I love this series so much because Maxon and America were meant to be. But we all have our own opinions sooo... ��

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    1. i totally agree with u this is an awesome series.

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  22. I loved the books! I thought they were great and entertaining, but I get we all have different opinions and I respect yours, but you shouldn't say all that trash about Keira Cass. Just because you didn't like her book doesn't mean she is a bad writer.

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  23. I had literally 30 pages left to read in the first book when my patience ran out and I decided to google the story. I mean, maybe it's just me but the constant fluctuation from I-love-Maxon to I-love-Aspen and vice versa is too annoying for me to handle. Love triangles are all well and good, but give me Peeta-Katniss-Gale levels of complexity atleast! Not to mention all the possible plot points that could have been better expanded on. Ugh, thanks for the review, not going to invest anymore time in this series.

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  24. okay, so if you ever want to read a good book review, don't read it off of this website.

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  25. this comment section is trash lmao

    no one here can handle different opinions, apparently. y'all will be shocked when you have to face reality and people don't agree with you.

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  26. I agree no one can handle differences in opinions, it's really childish. I think people should take into consideration that it is hard to sum up trilogies. Kiera Cass is a great author and I don't think you's should be being so rude towards her writing, after all she is a published author, NOT yous! But the synopsis was extremely hilarious. I would totally read a book she wrote.

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  27. Your review was really funny,you had me crazy weak!!!!!lol

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  28. I totally agree with your review. I loved the first two books, and it only took me a day to read each one, but I thought the third could have been a lot better. I was so excited to find out how America was going to deal with the king, as well as the southern rebels, but those issues were completely washed away in the last couple chapters by a random rebel attack that ended up with everyone America had an issue with either dead or captured. It was pretty disappointing.

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  29. LMAO why does this book flow so slowly? I just can't even. I can't believe that Maxon caught Aspen I hate Aspen! This seriously took 3 books just for America to admit she loved Maxon? Like, WTF

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  30. Honestly I don't love the Selection Series either, but it's no reason to talk sh*t about the author who probably spent so long working on these books. Many people do actually enjoy them. Grow up.

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  31. Maybe try not to curse like a truck driver....
    And learn proper grammar and comma placement

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  32. Wow, just wow. Grammar is very important :)

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  33. Hilarious! I think this is accurate for the most part. One thing I'd add is that Lucy was squabbling over loving beyond her Caster early in the book and the Anne was interested in Aspen, but yea full out love was a surprise.

    Though I love this series I like reading other people's perspective. No matter what we all may have similar frustrations reading, but you articulate it in a way that makes my view feel justified.

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  34. Thank you! After struggling through the morass of Book 2, I really did not want to bother with the finale. Reading your synopsis told me what eventually happens and allowed me to self-congratulate for not spending either the money or the time with The One...

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  35. Best book review ever.
    Just because someone put a lot of time into something doesn't make it good or immune to criticism.
    This whole review is hilarious, perhaps we can assume that the over-the-top critique is little more than sass and no one hates the author?

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  36. Ok, this is absolutely hilarious. I think it's insanely funny she just happens to kill off a bunch of people at the end. I practically gave up on this series after the Elite was so terrible, and I needed some spoilers. I'm so glad I didn't waste my time on the book cause this was a billion times better than anything I could've read.

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  37. I literally couldn't get through book 2 because the writing may have been teetering on too juvenile for me. I was getting frustrated so, here I am to just figure out what happened. ���� "Next read" suggestions anyone?

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